
HEAVY HANDED SANTA MONICA
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Burgers
Single
ground short rib beef, caramelized onions, American cheese, house made pickles, and heavy sauce.
$9.00Double
ground short rib beef, caramelized onions, American cheese, house made pickles, and heavy sauce.
$12.00Triple
ground short rib beef, caramelized onions, American cheese, house made pickles, and heavy sauce.
$15.00Puppy Patty
for the pups! no salt, no seasoning.
$3.00
Grilled Cheese
Fries
Sides
Heavy Sauce
our signature sauce - sweet & tangy, made in house!
$1.25Side Pickles
house made bread & butter pickles - brined for months!
$1.25Side Chilis
pickled cascabella peppers
$1.00Heavy Sauce (16oz Bottle)
our signature sauce - sweet & tangy, made in house! Take the party home with you!
$12.00Bread & Butter Pickles (Quart)
house made bread & butter pickles - brined for months! Take the party home with you!
$15.00
Ice Cream
Soft Serve
Beer
Cans & Bottles
12 Degrees (Czech Style Pilsner) - Urban Roots Brewing
5% - A special limited release Czech Style Lager that was inspired by 10º. Slightly higher in ABV with a more robust flavor profile yet still light, clean and super refreshing.
$8.00Blank Slate (Belgian Style Witbier) - Radiant Beer Co.
5% - A new year means a BLANK SLATE. Every year our house witbier gets a bit of a facelift, maintaining the same base recipe while adjusting the botanicals. For 2025, Blank Slate draws inspiration from across the pond, injecting the occasion of high tea. We explored a bevvy of bright, British Tea Time staples like Lemon Peel, in-house dehydrated Bergamot, Chamomile and Keemun Congou Black Tea in addition to the standard Coriander & Bitter Orange Peel. This year the citrusy, light spicy aromas remain with an added whiff of delicate pommefruit and stonefruit esters. The flavors stay zippy and zesty, but with a rounded wheat maltiness and creamy mouthfeel. Come try this tabula rasa today!
$8.00Citra Powered Jetpack (Hazy DIPA) - Bare Bottle Brewing
9% - Our jet propulsion fermentory is ready for launch, armed with 7 lbs/barrel of hops, and Citra is the main event on our horizon. 3, 2, 1...
$11.00Crushing Hazard (American Lager) - There Does Not Exist
4.5% - A word of caution, friends… This beer is CRUSHABLE! Crushing Hazard is the TDNE hot take on the most consumed beer style in the U.S.A. - light lager. Drinker beware, this simply tastes like beer, dude. Its everything we love about sessionable domestic lager - just brewed with high quality German ingredients. A beer for mowing the lawn. A beer for barbecue. A beer for breakfast. A beer for dinner. It's everything you need, and nothing you don’t. Its CRUSHABLE BEER, made with Cosmic Cowboy love, of course.
$8.00Dank Statement (WC TIPA) - Cellarmaker Brewing
10% - We don’t always make triple IPAs but when we do, they are DANK. Imagine our level of stokedness to bring back this ripping West Coast banger! We swapped some hops in & out to update this to match our current ideals of what makes the best terpene driven clear & bitter beer. Mosaic, Simcoe, Strata & Centennial hops are layered in over and over to create a beer with bright aromas of strawberry daiquiri, Grand Marnier & lemon sorbet, supported by immature ganja bud and redwood forest floor. The 10% alcohol by volume is hidden well behind a high level of clean & crisp bitterness.
$12.00OUT OF STOCKEl Cedro (WC IPA) - Jester King Brewery
7.8% - El Cedro is a hoppy ale shaped by the landscape and fitting tribute to the gnarled Ashe junipers that loom over the Texas Hill Country. Brewed with well water from the limestone aquifer beneath our feet and a blend of expressive hops, it’s conditioned on Spanish cedar spirals to evoke the wild, resinous edge of the trees that surround us. Bright and bitter with notes of citrus peel, crushed herbs, and sun-baked wood, El Cedro balances structure and nuance. A beer rooted in place; drawing complexity from fermentation, cedar, and the dusty springtime wind dense with the
$9.00OUT OF STOCKHell (Helles Lager) - Urban Roots Brewing
4.8% - Hell is a brand new Munich Style Helles lager featuring Barke® Pilsner malt and Hallertau Mittlefrüh hops with soft crisp malt characteristics and a clean snappy finish. This beer was lagered for 90 days (twice as long as EZPZ) and we gotta say it was well worth the wait.
$8.00OUT OF STOCKHello LA (WC IPA) - Highland Park Brewery
6.8% - Hello, LA is our 6.8% ABV West Coast IPA hopped with the classic 1-2 punch of Mosaic & Citra hops! Pouring with a clear golden appearance & fluffy white foam head, this IPA produces huge aromas of juicy tropical fruit, fresh tangerine, & has a slight dankness with residual bitterness.
$9.00OUT OF STOCKHoneycrisp (Tart Apple Cider) - Swift Ciders
6.3% - A blend of predominantly Honeycrisp apples fermented with champagne yeast. All fresh pressed juice from trees grown in Oregon and Washington. Clean, tart apple character with a refreshing dry finish.
$9.00OUT OF STOCKHop Slangin' (Hazy IPA) - Cellarmaker Brewing
7% - The very first Cellarmaker IPA! With Nelson Sauvin, Galaxy, and Simcoe hops. Aromas of mango and overripe passion fruit, lychee and rambutan, pine, and a slight diesel character from the Nelson Sauvin. The flavor is a burst of fruity resinous pine which transitions to an assertive bitterness supported by the peppery, oily rye. Slang some hops in yo’ face!
$9.00Lambo Door (Hazy DIPA) - Grimm Artisanal Ales
8% - One of Grimm's most beloved beers, the OG Lambo Door is a genre-defining Northeast-style Double IPA. Lambo is hopped with Citra, El Dorado, and Simcoe.
$11.00OUT OF STOCKLuna De Miel (Mexican Lager) - Urban Roots Brewing
4.8% - Vienna/Mexican Amber Lager brewed with Weyermann Pils, Vienna and Caramunich malts. Smooth easy drinking amber lager.
$8.00OUT OF STOCKNectaron Overdrive (Hazy IPA) - Cellarmaker Brewing
7% - Nectaron Overdrive was brewed with one thing in mind… bringing on the tropical fruit! Nectaron has quickly become one of our favorite new hop varieties, boasting intense pineapple, nectarine and melon characteristics. While Nectaron is the star of the show, we layered in smaller amounts of Simcoe and NZ Cascade to bring on some nice grapefruit, spice, lime and overall depth of flavor.
$12.00OUT OF STOCKNew American Standard (WC Pilsner) - Faction Brewing
5.2% - WC Pils - Collab w/There Does Not Exist - W/ Mosaic Dynaboost, Nelson, Simcoe, Columbus Cryo and HBC 586 Cryo
$8.00Pile of Kittens (Hazy IPA) - Urban Roots Brewing
7.3% - Juicy tropical hazy IPA. Strata, Riwaka, & Citra laid over a soft oat heavy base beer for bright guava and passionfruit notes with a soft fluffy body.
$9.00OUT OF STOCKPrecision Helles (Helles Lager) - Cellarmaker Brewing
5.1% - Whether you’re craving something crisp and easy-drinking or a beer with delicate nuance, Precision Helles is the perfect choice. Crafted with simplicity in mind, we use only Weyermann Pilsner malt, Hallertau Mittelfrüh hops, and our preferred lager yeast strain—allowing us to focus on process details with precision. This beer was put through a very cool fermentation process and extended lagering period that allowed for natural carbonation.
$8.00Punx Not Dead (WC IPA) - Faction Brewing
7.2% - West Coast IPA brewed with 2-Row and Crystal 45 and hopped with Centennial, CTZ, Eureka!, and Simcoe. Collaboration with our friends at Boneyard from Bend, OR
$9.00Shadows In Bloom (Czech Amber Lager) - Cellarmaker Brewing
5% - One of our favorite malt and hop driven lager styles and more traditionally referred to as polotmavý ležák, or half-dark lager, in Czechia. Shadows in Bloom is the perfect intersection of deeply flavorful malt and spicy Czech Saaz hops. A single decoction mash step develops flavors of rich whole wheat and seeded bread crust with hints of desiccated currants and burnt sugar. The saturated hop character helps balance but also enhances the malt as well. Don’t be fooled by the dark amber color and multitude of flavors, Shadows in Bloom is only 5% alcohol by volume and retains very high drinkability.
$8.00Stag (Mosaic Pale Ale) - There Does Not Exist
5.5% - 100% Mosaic pale ale, built simply, with Pilsner malt, Mosaic hops, and zero funny business, pal. The Pilsner malt keeps the body light and lends just a touch of malt character to act as a backbone to the bags of Mosaic hops we threw in. Hopped hot side with Mosaic & then double dry hopped (DDH BRO!) with even more Mosaic the resultant pale ale is explosive with DANK aromas of feijoa, passion blossoms, blueberry, and hippie lettuce.
$8.00Super Hash Bros (WC IPA) - Cellarmaker Brewing
7% - It’s-a collab! Brewed with our buds at ISM, Super Hash Bros is a turbo-charged West Coast IPA that plays with power. This one’s stacked with Simcoe, Cascade, Krush, Krush Cryo, Mosaic, Mosaic Cryo, Mosaic Dynaboost, and Nelson—bringing a warp zone of pine, diesel, citrus peel, and tropical fruit. Clear, crisp, and crackling with hop intensity, it’s a perfect blend of old-school bitterness and modern aroma bombs. Smash a can, save the palate, and stay on that dank quest.
$9.00Timbo (Hoppy Pilsner) - Highland Park Brewery
5.8% ABV - We took inspiration from both German Pilsners and West Coast IPAs for Timbo Pils. We used more German influenced hops in the kettle which gives the beer a softer bitterness and a nice floral and earthy hop base. We then used Mosaic and Citra for dry hopping to bring out the tropical west coast flavors of mango, riesling grapes, and passionfruit.
$8.00Time To Dream (WC IPA) - Radiant Beer Co
6.9% - It's TIME TO DREAM of the ideal modern West Coast IPA. For us, that's a 6.9% hoppy tropical puncher of Citra, Mosaic, Strata, and Simcoe that drinks easy and hits with just the right amount of bitterness. Aromas of passion fruit and white peach with big, bold flavors of pineapple, mango, and lime. What more could we dream for?
$9.00Tropical Roselle (Pineapple Hibiscus Sour Ale) - Fair State Brewing
6% - Pineapple, mango, a splash of lime, and a hefty dose of hibiscus make this summer sipper perfect for a lazy ride on the pontoon boat in the fading light of summer. This extra fruity version of Roselle screams summertime leisure activities, be it a bags league with your family or a river float with your friends. Enjoy this tropical concoction any day of the week—hammock encouraged.
$10.00Vienna (Amber Lager) - Highland Park Brewery
5% - Vienna is our Amber lager that is crushable, crisp maltiness, bright, & snappy. Clocking in at 5%ABV you’ll be able to throw a few of these back!
$8.00Wild Goosberry Chase (Hazy IPA) - Cellarmaker Brewing
7.1% - We love New Zealand Nelson Sauvin. It is by far our favorite hop. No other hop has such a wide range of aromas and flavors so it’s perfect for a single hop beer like this. For the latest batch we used three different lots of 2021 crop year Nelson from Freestyle Farms in New Zealand to achieve a potent Nelson infused IPA.
$9.00
Wine
Stolpman - Love You Bunches (Rose)
Riper red berry fruit sings over the tart finish resulting in a pleasurable, quenching crunch. A perfected adult version of Sour Patch Kids candy. A floaty fleshiness develops by the second glass – which, btw, arrives quickly – with some mellowing watermelon notes on the mid-palate.
$46.00Exit West - Sauvignon Blanc (Sauv Blanc)
This wine is a lovely, balanced wine that delivers lovely aromas of fresh tropical flavors with lots of guava, gooseberry and lemon grass. The aromas are intense and the palate delivers with equal intensity. This wine is concentrated without being heavy. It has a layered rich mouthfeel with a great crisp acidity and a vibrant long lingering finish.
$48.00Las Jaras - Glou Glou (Red Blend)
At Las Jaras, our goal is to make delicious wine that has tons of energy and balance. We want them to be vibrant, delicate, and supple all at the same time while also being food friendly and easy for anyone to enjoy. Our wines are intended to reflect the unique terroir of the vineyards using minimal intervention so you can taste their natural, rhythmic expression. If you are not used to drinking wines made this way, the experience can be a revelation.
$52.00Stolpman - Orange Love You Bunches (Orange)
$48.00Tinashe Nyamudoka - Kumusha (Sauvignon Blanc)
The nose of this crisp Sauv Blanc is a knock-out with gooseberry and freshly picked apples leaping out from the glass. None of the over-the-top green notes that New Zealand is famous for, this is stylistically much closer to the Loire Valley (Sancerre). Lighter end of medium bodied with juicy citrus, great flinty mineral tones and uber-zesty acidity on the finish.
$48.00OUT OF STOCKSchlossmühlenhof - Das Ist Keine (Orange)
An accessible orange wine made from a blend of white grapes that are anywhere from 15 to 30 years old. The vines are planted on calcareous clay soils. The grapes were hand-harvested together in early October, allowed to macerate for eight weeks on skins with spontaneous fermentation in stainless steel lasting eight weeks. Unfiltered. Not an extreme type of orange wine but just lightly colored and slightly cloudy.
$48.00OUT OF STOCK
Merch
Hats & Beanies
5-Panel Hat (Black)
$38.005-Panel Hat (White)
$38.00Bucket Hat (Black)
$35.00Bucket Hat (White)
$35.00Don't Trip x HH 5-Panel Hat (Black/White)
$40.00Free & Easy x HH Beanie (Black)
$40.00Hedley & Bennett x HH (Charcoal Gray)
Adjustable leather back strap with embossed lettering. Chain-stitched HH on durable cotton canvas. Baseball-cap-inspired design for all-day comfort.
$40.00OUT OF STOCKTrucker Hat (Black)
$30.00Trucker Hat (Charcoal)
$30.00Trucker Hat (Khaki)
$30.00Yellow Beanie
$25.00OUT OF STOCK